What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.