Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !