Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !