What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

How do you get dragon milk?

A cow with short legs

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale