What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.