What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.