Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.