Tourist Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

Who wins the election?

America.

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.