Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

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Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist