Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion