How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

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How does Furious 7 end?

Paul Walker dies.

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

IC

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.