How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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What do you call a cat on a big plate?

a platterpuss

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

IC