How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost"

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

Telephone Pole Jokes More Telephone Pole Jokes

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.