Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
He waits at the next station
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
for 2 weeks.
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
A dead bird
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Because they are non-voting felines!
Litterbox.
Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.
The posters
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
To teach their kids how to walk.
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.
If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.
He was making a long-distance caw.
