Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
It was missing a tire.
Because he didn't fancy the stake.
It ends.
She didn't take it far enough into the woods.
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
A sourpuss !
Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
There were no jokes in the Post.
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
Advanced methematics.
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
He was making a long-distance caw.
A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.
