Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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DogMa

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He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.