Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.