Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

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Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

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How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.