Invade Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

You might also enjoy:

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

Human Race Jokes More Human Race Jokes

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Hannibal Jokes More Hannibal Jokes

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.