How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.