Enslave Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Human Race Jokes More Human Race Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What does a black person get for Christmas?

Your bike.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial