Enslave Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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Human Race Jokes More Human Race Jokes

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

What do you call a black person with a PHD?

A Doctor you racist!

Chainz Jokes More Chainz Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for