Because they're not garbage collectors.
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The human race.
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
Miracle whip.
You get some Kurds in the way.
OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.
Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.
be careful with whom you chose
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
'Can I join you?'
Alien vs Predator
Tractor beams.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Nothing. We're on reddit
