Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"