What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

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What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

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Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything."