World Trade Center Jokes

What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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So people can read her lips.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

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What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!