There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He made the World Trade Center disappear.
San Diego.
Two large plains.
Who ordered the two jumbos?!"
A plane bagel.
The World Trade Center
Two large plains
Two large planes
World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!
It had a plane to catch.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.
He pulled some strings.
He was on the "No Fry" list.
Fly Curious.
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.
9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds
I thought you said you'd never forget...."
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"
A: An accordion player with a pager.
