World Trade Center Jokes

What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

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They don't deliver on Sunday

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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Because they're meteor

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

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Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.