You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
Look, Ma! No hands!
His hands were tied.
A phoney friend!
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
Because they make up everything!
A paradux
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.
Jesus in a hurry.
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants
Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..
What are our scientists doing
