What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What does an Anime Mathlete say?

Notice me 7pi!

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

What was the hurry?

There was nothing to do back then.

Pic Jokes More Pic Jokes

What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.