What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."