What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

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They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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A dill d'oh

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BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

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His desk is level

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.