What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

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What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni

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What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.