Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni