Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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Holy Sheet!"

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries