How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)