How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

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Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.