How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)