Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy