Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.