What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.