What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.