4 Second Jokes

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds

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Because seven "ate" nine.

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Because he ate his carrion.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Traveller Jokes More Traveller Jokes

What does a time traveller do when he's hungry?

He goes back four seconds!

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.