4 Second Jokes

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds

You might also enjoy:

Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Traveller Jokes More Traveller Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What does a time traveller do when he's hungry?

He goes back four seconds!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.