What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.