What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

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200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

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Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.