Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE