Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.