Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

How can you make seven even?

How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S.

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9