Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.