Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon