Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.