Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.