Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

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What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.