What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...