What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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Because they'll bite us!

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Sir Pent...

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Baa-Dum-Sss

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.