What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds

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What does a time traveller do when he's hungry?

He goes back four seconds!

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.