What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What does a time traveller do when he's hungry?

He goes back four seconds!