What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds

Traveller Jokes More Traveller Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What does a time traveller do when he's hungry?

He goes back four seconds!