What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!