What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good