What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

How do the fish get to school ?

By octobus !

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.