What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.