What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What do you call a resturaunt for bulemia victims?

The Empty Plate"

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.