What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did