What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !