What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it