What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.