What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

What did Helen Keller call her dog?

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.