What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

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What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.

What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.