What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.