What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What do you call a flightless bird?

Joaquin Phoenix.

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins