What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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What do you call a flightless bird?

Joaquin Phoenix.

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins