What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

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What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What do you call a flightless bird?

Joaquin Phoenix.

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What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.