What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!