What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.