What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!