What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession