Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

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What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.