How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.