How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug?

Amfetamines

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.