How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

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Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams