Possession Jokes

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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