Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!