Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

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How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas