Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !