Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
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There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Its bang out of order!
There's twenty of them.
By banging 7-gram rocks.
A stalemate.
She quits counting.
They both banged JFK
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The rest of her is cold too.
Bang! (!)
He won't stop banging at the door.
I bang them both on my coffee table at night.
No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
A car in first-crash condition.
Bangs his head against the wall.
You'll know if she was faking it.
He'll probably catch fleas
Banging your best friend's wife every night!
A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)
Flash-banged. )
A mouse in a minefield !
Bang it with a drum-thtick!
Because he had an edible complex.
Then I can bang other chicks "
Because it's bangs were getting long!
Me in my lucky blue coat.
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Jesus died on the cross
It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
He blasts off:
Because they've just had a big launch.
Stop. Police."
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20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*
It was out standing in its field!
Women should be first.
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